Name, Title, Relationship to the Monarchy, etc.*

    Your pigeon's name (email)*

    The Matter at Hand

    Scribble away!

    The Sender's Oath: I swear on the helmet of my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate that I am a flesh and blood human!


    *A must if you wish your carrier pigeon to find a safe roost.


    …or, if you loathe and despise contact forms, you can send a well-considered, cultured, and admiring missive to contact {at} tourabsurd {dot} com.